lazy

I’m tired and have a lot to do today and I just don’t want to write anything.

So here’s some funny gifs. Enjoy!

If you have ever seen ‘It’ then every clown scares the crap out of you.

That’s rude, he could have said bye.

I want one of these.

That kid’s wearing a wig, right?

This is why running is bad for you.

If the dog had hands he would have slapped that lady.

Now what?

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You can tell he’s trying to use telepathy to get the treat.

I have the same look on my face when people do that on the subway.

That truck is having a bad day.

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Images: hilariousgifs.com; pbh2.com, buzzfeed.com

Now that Daylight Saving Time has come to an end, it’s dark when I leave work. Which is OK, but after a long day at work I associate darkness with bedtime. Then I think of the trek home and really wish I had the power to teleport straight to my apartment.

When I’m too tired or — I’ll just say it — lazy, I like to fantasize about teleporting. My life would be so much easier. I could sleep in; I could travel all over the world; visit friends in an instant. Grocery shopping would be a breeze because I wouldn’t have to lug bags of food for blocks. And laundry! I could pop in and out during a commercial break! My hair would always look perfect because it would never be out in the elements. Life would be great and lovely.

Then I think, “If I could teleport, I would get SO FAT!” That thought brings the wonderful fantasy crashing to an end. Not only would I get fat but my bones would become brittle causing me to teleport more; then I would just get worse. It would become a vicious cycle that I couldn’t teleport out.

Don’t you just hate it when one of your superpower fantasies is ruined by logic?